peecocking 

the act of standing up in a room full of people to stretch out when you are chubbed up to see if a female is checking your package out

I was in a conference room full of people think about the great night i had with my lady friend and got excited ,when i stood up to do some peecocking i caught a couple of the ladies checking me out

peecocking by funny guy 73 March 16, 2011

Peecocking

The act of two men peeing on each other's cock @ the same time.

Neal & Bob enjoy Peecocking together in the shower.

Peecocking by 1/None June 20, 2026

Pococking 

Widely believed to be a sexual act, which often happens in prisons, and involves a run up.

Liz took a robust pococking

Pococking by Dangerous Barry March 20, 2010

peacocking

Peacocking means dressing for attention. Just like Peacock's use their feathers to get a mate.

Peacocking is meant to make opening a girl easier, but if you're not congruent with your look (like, if you look like you're gay and you try to hit on a girl), wires are gonna get crossed somewhere and you're gonna blow yourself out.

peacocking by The Light September 14, 2008

moral peacocking

When a person is OUTRAGED on social media so that their friends will think they're a good person. Moral peacocks are famous for spreading fake memes because they don't actually read the news or care IRL.

If you really cared about the Middle East, you'd *know* the American news already reported that attack. Stop moral peacocking!

moral peacocking by NottaWacko July 13, 2016

Peacocking

The act of a male politician waving his tiny dick around in order to grab the attention of his orange neon god.

By filing the failed lawsuit against Vice-president Pence, Senator Josh Hawley was shaking his feathers and peacocking for the lame duck loser president.

Peacocking by Bugszy January 2, 2021

Workplace Peacocking 

When an employee tries to kiss ass with their amazing bullshit – or – bombard with non-sense repeatable quotes, to look good for management, in the work place

Jason walks into his manager’s office every day, workplace peacocking, in order to show his boss how good he is, with his great bullshit quotes.

Workplace Peacocking by Applejack76 August 22, 2019