Precap 

Annoying pre-commercial preview of what's to come after the commercial break on the program you are already in the midst of watching.

Husband: "Please tivo forward, this is just the precap and we're just going to watch it all again immediately after the commercial break! Do they think we have no short term memory?"

Wife: "No, I want to know what happens!"

Precap by project runway March 30, 2010

precariat 

Containing the meaning of and combining the two words precarious and proletariat, we arrive at a new word which aptly describes the job insecurity our current generation of graduates must deal with.

While the Wall Street fat-cats toast each others' success with champagne above the fray, the NYPD pick off the precariat protesters with pepper spray in the streets below.

precariat by paulpaxman October 2, 2011

prenap 

A nap before your actual nap

Sorry, I did not see your text I was prenapping!

prenap by cashd April 7, 2017

precautionary wizz 

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

precautionary wizz by sheila in the car May 23, 2009

precalc

a useless math class designed for students who virtually hate themselves. taught by a useless teacher with small brains and frizzy hair. the tests are impossible and the lessons are (not) taught.

standard precalc formula:

theta = cos(wtf) - sin(lol) x2

precalc by mathhater1234 December 2, 2010

precipitous bowel syndrome 

A condition characterized by an inability to detect the need to poop before the situation reaches crisis proportions

Mike was banned from all theatres in the city of Chicago because he suffered Precipitous Bowel Syndrome and would often interrupt performances by leaping from his seat and rushing to the bathroom. The final straw, however, was the day that, enraptured by the performance, he failed to take note of the warning signs and consequently sullied his seat.

precipitous bowel syndrome by Jasper Obama, M.D. July 15, 2004

Precipical 

Something perfect, symmetrical, or amazing

That couple is so precipical for each other

Precipical by pincheBitch June 10, 2020