precalc

a useless math class designed for students who virtually hate themselves. taught by a useless teacher with small brains and frizzy hair. the tests are impossible and the lessons are (not) taught.

standard precalc formula:

theta = cos(wtf) - sin(lol) x2

precalc by mathhater1234 December 2, 2010

Precal Honors 

n: noun (pronounced puh-ree-cal on-erz)

the leading cause of teenage suicide in America, immediately followed by avril lavigne.

AVERAGE JOE: Hey man! You want to go play a pickup soccer game later with the rest of the seniors?
PRECAL STUDENT: No. I'm in PRECAL HONORS. I'm going to attempt suicide. Maybe next year, during AP Calc...

Precal Honors by shouldbedoingprecalhomework December 21, 2008

Precalculus

Precalculus is a mathematics course typically taught in secondary schools and in colleges. Precalculus courses assume a prerequisite knowledge of concepts in intermediate algebra, and is generally designed to prepare students for the study of Calculus.

Topics that are typically covered in precalculus are exponential, logarithmic, polynomial, and trigonometric functions as well as complex numbers, polar coordinates, parametric equations, vectors. Topics in trigonometry include trigonometric graphs and identities as well as applications.

After completing Algebra 2 in 9th grade, my teacher determined that I was too smart for precalculus and therefore I enrolled in Advanced Algebra and Trigonometry.

Precalculus by Matthew Garlick December 30, 2007

Precalculus

You did good in algebra 2 and algebra 1 and never took geometry cause god knows why tf that is so now you go into this class as honors not knowing what the fuck precalculus even is until you step into it and within 2 weeks you're already so fucking confused on it. This class is full of angels and random numbers put together that only mathematicians are gonna need in life. It's based off of trigonometry and just full of numbers that are multiplied by itself and next thing you know after their squared you have to put em into a fraction which then turns into a square root based off a faction and then you have to find x and y.

Algebra 2 was easy af I got a 100 3rd quarter lemme

*sees precalculus* I wonder what this class is

Junior year: What.The.Fuck.

Precalculus by Xonkru October 20, 2020

Precalculus Honors 

A soul-sucking class where you learn a lot of boring information only Calculus majors need. Most of it is review of Algebra/Trig depending on the teacher. This class is the biggest joke ever and it is recommended that you eat/socialize during it's period.

"I went to Precalculus Honors and ate pistachios. On occasion I'll have some chocolate Frosted Flakes.

Precalculus Honors by hockeyking655 April 29, 2009

Precal

The bane of one's existance.

Student 1: Hey you goin to the party tonight?

Victim: No, i got tons of Precal Homework to do. It's 20% of the entire grade, man!

Student 1: Man that sucks.

Precal by Lostandconfused729 August 6, 2010

Precalculus

You did good in algebra 2 and algebra 1 and never took geometry cause god knows why tf that is so now you go into this class as honors not knowing what the fuck precalculus even is until you step into it and within 2 weeks you're already so fucking confused on it. This class is full of angels and random numbers put together that only mathematicians are gonna need in life. It's based off of trigonometry and just full of numbers that are multiplied by itself and next thing you know after their squared you have to put em into a fraction which then turns into a square root based off a faction and then you have to find x and y.

Algebra 2 was easy af I got a 100 3rd quarter lemme

*sees precalculus* I wonder what this class is

Junior year: What.The.Fuck.

Precalculus by Xonkru October 20, 2020