A monkey-looking Asian with glasses. Makes funny faces when he exerts any amount of energy. Paulthon's mating call is most likely to be the following: "FUCK YOU REGGGGGIE!!!!".....or " WHY YOU SO BONNNNY!?!!"...or the ever popular "LIKE A SAMMMM BODEEEEEE". Paulthons are not compatible with Reggies so don't keep two in the same container. Don't feed after midnight.

What a Paulthon

Paulthon by Like a sam bodeeeeee May 10, 2011

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paultercation

When you get into an altercation with someone named Paul.

I had another Paultercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. I'd better put some ice on this before it leaves a bruise.

paultercation by PauliewithaP November 23, 2021

paultards

looney as shit tin-foil hat wearing ron paul supporters who think that destroying pillars of american government such as the tax system, will get rid of the alien ghosts in the radio trying to read their minds.

paultards: ron paul 2012!

guy: dude have you guys even heard ron paul's agenda?

paultards: uhhhh freedom!!!!

guy: facepalm

paultards by bitesized June 10, 2012

paultryck

So basically... TomSka (or known as Tom ftom Eddsworld) joked about this ship being CANON, people even took this very seriously.. like dude, search it in the images, even sin will appear. (So if you ship this bois, remember they have a wife both of them! And use theier names as Pau and Pat PLEASE RESPEKT-)

Tom: Lemme make this straight, Paultryck CANON! Jk
Shipper #1: LETS SHIP THEM!
Shipper #2: I WILL MAKE THEM HAVE GAY SE- (Censored)

paultryck by SoBasicallyItsAnon November 11, 2018

Paultard

Yet another amongst the handfuls of insanely rabid supportes of the Ron Paul 2008 campaign for president.

People who feel compelled to relentlessly 'inform' the entire world about how Ron Paul is going to save America from the ravages of DC.

The Paultards are so nutty that they use every opportunity to overwhelm every online poll or discussion as a way to get over their shame of living in their mother's basement.

These nerds overwhelmed the Fox News poll following a Republican debate and got Paul three times the votes as the next candidate - 46% for Paul and 18% for Romney - at the cost of 75c per call. Fox was so embarrassed that they only showed the results for all of four seconds.

Paultard by GloriaB October 23, 2007

Paultard

an unemployed male who:

endlessly spouts conspiracy theories about the CFR, the NAU, and the NWO, but not STD’s, because they’ve never had sex with another person.

is absolutely not racist, but is against the 1964 Civil Rights Act because it infringes on the right to segregate, but which doesn’t mean the same thing as being racist AT ALL.

is absolutely not racist, but thinks that Ron Paul has no obligation to denounce the support of racist group Stormfront, which can only help the campaign and wouldn’t stigmatize him in the slightest.

is absolutely not racist, but thinks that there’s nothing wrong with Ron Paul posing for a photo with White Supremacist Don Black, because racists are people too, and did I mention that Ron Paul is not a racist?

is a member of the single most reviled group of people on the internet.

eg. These Paultards are actively discouraging anyone from wanting anything to do with Ron Paul.

Paultard by LoonyRonPaul January 13, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026