Paulton 

Charismatic,fun, home body and has a handsome face

Get you a Paulton they don’t make them like this anymore

Paulton by Monafab November 23, 2021

Paulton 

Paulton. Famous for three things crack, football and teen pregnancies. Life here is being brought up to the twentieth century with great success by the Mayor of Paulton (Grant Smith) and the Tarmac Mafia.

Meet me at the red post for a pint and a rock
Of crack.

What a sandwich ( Mayor of Paulton)

Paulton by Vegan hipster November 30, 2021

Sarah Paulson 

God. A lesbian ICON, a queer ICON. The most gorgeous and talented woman ever. The god of the religion paulsizium; her worshippers are called paulsonists.

I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I live Sarah Paulson

Sarah Paulson by M8! December 21, 2020

sarah paulson 

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian actress who is a mother fucking goddess. She is absolutely freaking gorgeous and very sassy. She is life. She is also Billie Dean Howard in American Horror Story season 1, Lana Winters in season 2 & Cordelia Foxx in season 3.

Actress

sarah paulson

sarah paulson by A girl in love with Sarah January 15, 2014

Sarah Paulson Syndrome

Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.

Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"

Sarah Paulson Syndrome by Izaroo January 13, 2021

sarah paulson 

gay and talented.
and we love to see it

have u heard of someone gay and talented?
oh u mean sarah paulson

sarah paulson by cordeliagoode April 17, 2021

Paulthon 

A monkey-looking Asian with glasses. Makes funny faces when he exerts any amount of energy. Paulthon's mating call is most likely to be the following: "FUCK YOU REGGGGGIE!!!!".....or " WHY YOU SO BONNNNY!?!!"...or the ever popular "LIKE A SAMMMM BODEEEEEE". Paulthons are not compatible with Reggies so don't keep two in the same container. Don't feed after midnight.

What a Paulthon

Paulthon by Like a sam bodeeeeee May 10, 2011