paultercation 

When you get into an altercation with someone named Paul.

I had another Paultercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. I'd better put some ice on this before it leaves a bruise.

paultercation by PauliewithaP November 23, 2021

faultercation 

When a domestic altercation occurs involving a male and a female and the male is assumed to be at fault.

"My wife and I had a faultercation yesterday. Needless to say I spent the night in jail."

faultercation by Pappa Pook May 10, 2011