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To piss and walk at the same time.
As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"
palking by baby fritz May 24, 2009

Pranking and wanking 

An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them
Johnny was pranking and wanking over Sarah

"Hey Dave i keep getting pranked"
"Yeah its probably Eddie pranking and wanking

pranking 

Is the act of someone ringing your mobile once quickly with caller ID with no intention of you picking it up, so that you will call them back. Generally becuase they are a cheap ass.

It originated from people with little credit on their mobile when they needed to make an important call, now it is misused for unimportant calls and many people wont return the pranking even from friends. It is frowned upon to do so and people who do it often generally end up with little respect.
John: "My girlfriend has been pranking me all night"
Tony: "Dude she is doing that to you way too often"
John: "no shit"
Tony: "what a cheap ass gold digger"
pranking by Trez_City December 14, 2006

Mormon Pranking 

The act of pulling pranks using clever items such as toilet seats, toilet paper, sonic toys, window paint, and tampons/pads paired with witty puns to convey a certain feeling towards a certain surprised victim. Only friendly, unless anonymous.
Mormon Pranking:

Back for the summer: Toilet seat & Candy canes... "We're so glad you "cane" back, you're the life of the "potty""

After bad break-up/hook-up: styrofoam fish and a plastic diver... "Don't worry there's plenty of other fish in the sea to pass along your strep throat to."

Ex-boyfriend: small tighty whities... "You left these at my house, thought you'd want them back. Love, Snooki."

pranking 

As well as being used by cheap friends, pranking is also being reported as being used as a marketing strategy in Australia. You miss a call and your phone records it with caller ID, you return the call and find you're listening to a recorded marketing message
"oh, missed a call from 9555-1234...I wonder who that is..."

Dial 9555-1234...

''Thanks for calling back! For an online quote for lower cost car insurance go to www. ...'' Click!

"Damn, I wish they'd stop pranking me".
pranking by SteveD March 2, 2008

Prankingly 

The adverb version of the word Prank. To be used only in terms of describing the actions of a Prankster. (See def.)
He's sure acting pretty prankingly today, eh?