An english phrase
When you prank call some-one who you have a crush on and you prank them for a week+ and when after you prank them you wank(masterbate) over them
Is the act of someone ringing your mobile once quickly with caller ID with no intention of you picking it up, so that you will call them back. Generally becuase they are a cheap ass.
It originated from people with little credit on their mobile when they needed to make an important call, now it is misused for unimportant calls and many people wont return the pranking even from friends. It is frowned upon to do so and people who do it often generally end up with little respect.
John: "My girlfriend has been pranking me all night"
Tony: "Dude she is doing that to you way too often"
John: "no shit"
Tony: "what a cheap ass gold digger"
The act of pulling pranks using clever items such as toilet seats, toilet paper, sonic toys, window paint, and tampons/pads paired with witty puns to convey a certain feeling towards a certain surprised victim. Only friendly, unless anonymous.
Back for the summer: Toilet seat & Candy canes... "We're so glad you "cane" back, you're the life of the "potty""
After bad break-up/hook-up: styrofoam fish and a plastic diver... "Don't worry there's plenty of other fish in the sea to pass along your strep throat to."
Ex-boyfriend: small tighty whities... "You left these at my house, thought you'd want them back. Love, Snooki."
As well as being used by cheap friends, pranking is also being reported as being used as a marketing strategy in Australia. You miss a call and your phone records it with caller ID, you return the call and find you're listening to a recorded marketing message
"oh, missed a call from 9555-1234...I wonder who that is..."
Dial 9555-1234...
''Thanks for calling back! For an online quote for lower cost car insurance go to www. ...'' Click!
while riding in the passenger seat of a vehicle yelling randomthings into the air and screaming like you going to die even though there is no danger.
passenger pranking:
your riding to the store with one of your friends
you see a car drive by
CAR and then you start screaming.
or.
OMG ITS A CAR AHHH ITS GETTING CLOSER WERE ALL GOING TO DIE.
and as it drives by
oh were ok nevermind.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.