A genre of electronic dance music that stems from combining the reverse bass kick from Hardstyle music, and is often characterized by piano riffs, synthetic stabs and spacey effects, and pitched up vocals, similar to Happy Hardcore. Typically has a stomping beat and is played at around 170bpm.
A - "hey mate, are you coming to the rave tonight?"
B - "what style of music are they playing?"
A - "they are playing some banging powerstomp all night long..."
Mark Gormley's signature move as seen in all his videos. Just attempting to describe the Gormley Powerstance would cause a normal human to degenerate into a babbling idiot... mind blown by the unspeakable intense-ness of it. I will not attempt it. Please heed the following warning...
WARNING
Those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the Powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
Dude! Did you see what happened to Jeremy when he tried to do the Powerstance? His fucking leg snapped like a twig man!
To engorge one's self in a copious amount of highly processed frozen and/or fast foods, quicklyfollowed by a massive intake of alcohol and a puff of crack to top it off.
A device into which one can store energy, as you might with a regular rechargeable battery pack, but in this case the energy is one’s directly deposited flatulence.
I got myself a fart powerpack and have made a commitment to decrease my energy use by increasing my consumption of beans.
Sheila had spaghetti sauce on her chin before we went to bed, so I spent a full 30 secondspowerwashing it off her face with my dick. I was able to piss on every one of her teeth too.
Powerwash - The act of pissing in a guy/girls face and mouth for pleasure. A proper amount of pressure needs to be applied and the urinating party needs to utilize a full supply of their bladder.
a wanking technique used only by experienced wankers. the user of this technique stands, with feet shoulder-width apart, bent slightly over, and dual-hands his piece.
experienced wanker: yo bitch, don't be looking at my powerstaff.
inexperienced wanker: sorry dude, but the sheer greatness of your technique mesmerises me.