Mark Gormley's signature move as seen in all his videos. Just attempting to describe the Gormley Powerstance would cause a normal human to degenerate into a babbling idiot... mind blown by the unspeakable intense-ness of it. I will not attempt it. Please heed the following warning...
WARNING
Those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the Powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
WARNING
Those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the Powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
Dude! Did you see what happened to Jeremy when he tried to do the Powerstance? His fucking leg snapped like a twig man!
by The Space Happy PTK April 30, 2009
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Utilising the immovable god-like foot plant stance (legsakimbo), equalising foot stance beneath each shoulder, legs arc'd, almost PowerSquat, but held half-way with unbelievable precision, arms extended to there most furthest reach, solid and cemented double revolver grip, either both on the gun, (over trigger & gripped, or trigger & wrist lock grib) preferably with a .44 or extended barrel & mag .357, firing off rounds in 0.25 slo-mo with no emotion, the unmistakable aspect of this action resonates aura grabbing tendencies and is widely becoming the unofficial definition of AWEsome, as portraying by it's founding father Harry Callaghan, futher definitions relate to an unknown sauce comedy called the arc of death, been known to appear whilst, during, before or post Garth Marenghi sessions
that's one heck of a PoWerStance! Exudes absolute aura, resulting in slo-mo PowerGrabs, OWN the space
by YouNeverCanTell May 27, 2015
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I'm gonna lose some weight and get my life back together, but before that I'm gonna do me a powerstack!
by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014
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Dick Lovgren's Power Stance is at least six feet wide.
That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.
That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.
That guitarists Power Stance looks like a workout.
That crab-core Power Stance does not look good at all.
by Karl Hungus 5280 September 3, 2010
Get the Power Stance mug.Emo Nerd 1: "I just heard the song Dancing in the Freezer by this new band called Powerspace!"
Emo Nerd 2: " I'm pretty sure the song is called Dancing in the Future...Who would want to dance in the freezer anyways?"
Emo Nerd 2: " I'm pretty sure the song is called Dancing in the Future...Who would want to dance in the freezer anyways?"
by GingerKid12 January 18, 2008
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