a wanking technique used only by experienced wankers. the user of this technique stands, with feet shoulder-width apart, bent slightly over, and dual-hands his piece.
experienced wanker: yo bitch, don't be looking at my powerstaff.
inexperienced wanker: sorry dude, but the sheer greatness of your technique mesmerises me.
inexperienced wanker: sorry dude, but the sheer greatness of your technique mesmerises me.
by Laverne Winston July 10, 2011
Get the powerstaff mug.Mark Gormley's signature move as seen in all his videos. Just attempting to describe the Gormley Powerstance would cause a normal human to degenerate into a babbling idiot... mind blown by the unspeakable intense-ness of it. I will not attempt it. Please heed the following warning...
WARNING
Those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the Powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
WARNING
Those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the Powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
Dude! Did you see what happened to Jeremy when he tried to do the Powerstance? His fucking leg snapped like a twig man!
by The Space Happy PTK April 30, 2009
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To engorge one's self in a copious amount of highly processed frozen and/or fast foods, quickly followed by a massive intake of alcohol and a puff of crack to top it off.
I'm gonna lose some weight and get my life back together, but before that I'm gonna do me a powerstack!
by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014
Get the Powerstack mug.Puneeth Rajkumar known professionally as Appu is an Indian film actor, playback singer, anchor and producer who works primarily in South cinema.
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by App u01 February 6, 2021
Get the powerstar mug.Powerstance is like Awesome...only it's way better than Awesome. It's Powerstance! Powerstance can be the way you feel, how incredible something was or a general statement which can be added to any sentence to make the sentence that much more awesome.
by funtime85 May 2, 2011
Get the Powerstance mug.Utilising the immovable god-like foot plant stance (legsakimbo), equalising foot stance beneath each shoulder, legs arc'd, almost PowerSquat, but held half-way with unbelievable precision, arms extended to there most furthest reach, solid and cemented double revolver grip, either both on the gun, (over trigger & gripped, or trigger & wrist lock grib) preferably with a .44 or extended barrel & mag .357, firing off rounds in 0.25 slo-mo with no emotion, the unmistakable aspect of this action resonates aura grabbing tendencies and is widely becoming the unofficial definition of AWEsome, as portraying by it's founding father Harry Callaghan, futher definitions relate to an unknown sauce comedy called the arc of death, been known to appear whilst, during, before or post Garth Marenghi sessions
that's one heck of a PoWerStance! Exudes absolute aura, resulting in slo-mo PowerGrabs, OWN the space
by YouNeverCanTell May 27, 2015
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