A predator to all young children in the world that even when persued by someone of age he will not be able to get a stiffy normally found trolling on myyearbook.com and other social adolescent sites
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Get the Portrey mug.A portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided on by the enchanter.
Lavender: Um, Professor, can like a PERSON be a portkey?
Snape: No, that's absurd. Because if a person were to TOUCH THEMSELVES they would constantly be transported into different places
Snape: No, that's absurd. Because if a person were to TOUCH THEMSELVES they would constantly be transported into different places
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A portkey can be any seemingly harmless object, like a football or a dolphin. However, a person cannot be a portkey, because if that person were to touch themself, they would constantly be transported to different places.
"Sir, can, like, a person be a portkey?"
"No, that's absurd. If they were to touch themselves, they'd constantly be transported places"
"No, that's absurd. If they were to touch themselves, they'd constantly be transported places"
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Get the Portrayed by Spongebob mug.-The heaviest most disasterous band in the history of existence and which is probably the coolest thing since sliced bread. Made up of 4 masterminds, biggie, ed, dan, tom, who will soon be in the musical hall of fame for pure geniusness.
-A Band that condones violence to the fullest.
-A Band that condones violence to the fullest.
EX: kid1: yo dude what are you doin tonight?
kid2: hopefully slaughtering innocent people to portray the betrayer.
kid2: hopefully slaughtering innocent people to portray the betrayer.
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Get the portray mug.1. A male ginger, usually under age 18, who obsessively drinks milk and naps. As a result, the bones of a portley are almost pure calcium. The blood of a portley is 98.62% milk. In addition, portleys account for 82.7% of the world's milk consumption. They are often oafy and counter the effects of their milk drinking habits to an extent by drinking beer. This is called the "Portley Paradox". Their favorite song is always, without fail, Warm Leatherette by The Normal.
1. That new ginger kid is such a portley, he's always drinking milk and beer.
2. Yeah, I heard him listening to Warm Leatherette this morning.
2. Yeah, I heard him listening to Warm Leatherette this morning.
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