portkey

A portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided on by the enchanter.

Lavender: Um, Professor, can like a PERSON be a portkey?

Snape: No, that's absurd. Because if a person were to TOUCH THEMSELVES they would constantly be transported into different places

by Hermione J Granger December 15, 2012

Portkey

A portkey can be any seemingly harmless object, like a football or a dolphin. However, a person cannot be a portkey, because if that person were to touch themself, they would constantly be transported to different places.

"Sir, can, like, a person be a portkey?"
"No, that's absurd. If they were to touch themselves, they'd constantly be transported places"

by AVPM September 28, 2009

Porkey

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle

Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine

by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020

Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".

Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.

by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

porkeypeach

A obese person who likes to put a gallon of ranch dressing on his salad

A friend is being a porkeypeach

by A potato on the internet February 9, 2019

Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.

Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!

by devotron9000 May 8, 2009

porkey pigging it

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

by dadx5 February 23, 2014