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A portkey is an enchanted object that when touched will transport the one or ones who touch it to anywhere on the globe decided on by the enchanter.

Lavender: Um, Professor, can like a PERSON be a portkey?

Snape: No, that's absurd. Because if a person were to TOUCH THEMSELVES they would constantly be transported into different places

portkey by Hermione J Granger December 15, 2012

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Portkey

A portkey can be any seemingly harmless object, like a football or a dolphin. However, a person cannot be a portkey, because if that person were to touch themself, they would constantly be transported to different places.

"Sir, can, like, a person be a portkey?"
"No, that's absurd. If they were to touch themselves, they'd constantly be transported places"

Portkey by AVPM September 28, 2009

Related Words

Portkey • porkey • porkeypeach • Portley • Porkey Pig • Porkey Pigging • porkey pigging it • porkey poodle • Pornkeys • Portrey

Porkey

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle

Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine

Porkey by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020

Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".

Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.

Porkey Pigging by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

porkeypeach

A obese person who likes to put a gallon of ranch dressing on his salad

A friend is being a porkeypeach

porkeypeach by A potato on the internet February 9, 2019

Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.

Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!

Porkey Pig by devotron9000 May 8, 2009

porkey pigging it

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

porkey pigging it by dadx5 February 23, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026