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Mint Nastyness
"Dude I don't wanna eat now, I just took out my gum. I will get that Mint Nastyness taste in my mouth."
Mint Nastyness by Unknown Unicorn June 16, 2011
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thug-nastyness
It is a wonderful combination of vodka, beer, gatorade and energy drinks. When drank it brings out the ness in people example: hotness, slutness, orgyness, horneyness, freakness, nastyness etc. Similar to jungle juice but better.
thug-nastyness by Ryan Ren a.k.a. Lil 'RR' May 28, 2009
Nateness
1)An amazing guy who deserves only the best in life.
2) Someone you wish your best friend was, for being so awesomely awesome.
2) Someone you wish your best friend was, for being so awesomely awesome.
Nateness by Caseyyy aka epic December 17, 2008
Nastiness Curve
Wanting to get with a chick who is younger than you?
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.
Use the nastiness curve: Take your own age, half it and then add seven. Your answer shows the minimum age of how old a chick can be for you to get with her.
Person 1: "I want to get with this hot younger chick but I don't know whether it is correct or not"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"
Person 2: "Use the nastiness curve"
Person 1: "I am 18 years old, half of that is 9. 9 + 7 = 16"
Person 2: "If she's 16 or older you'll be just fine"
Nastiness Curve by Lime Nessumsar March 18, 2015
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nastysels
twitter user saani, also knows as saanikaxo, who's the sweetest, cutest and most caring girl on stan twitter.
nastysels by anonymous0054 October 24, 2020
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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