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Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?
I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree
Portree by Pablo Escobar January 11, 2004
A predator to all young children in the world that even when persued by someone of age he will not be able to get a stiffy normally found trolling on myyearbook.com and other social adolescent sites
"Dude your acting like a Portrey, stay off that site!"
Portrey by The Pedo Police January 7, 2012

Portered 

Verb. Interrogated by U. S. Congresswoman Katie Porter
The CEO of a pharmaceutical company looked very uncomfortable today while getting Portered today for profiting off of tripling the price of a prescription cancer pill.
Portered by Skyrdwer September 30, 2020

Portered 

I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"
Portered by Olio bandito March 4, 2021
A male that saves hentai on his computer and is a weeb.
Omg , you're such a portee!
Portee by lildicky4325435354 July 25, 2017
A male that saves hentai on their computer and is a weeb.
OMG , that guy is such a portee!
Portee by lildicky4325435354 July 25, 2017
POETREE IS AN URBAN ADJECTIVE, USED TO DESCRIBE SOMEBODY WHO IS INTO MUSIC AND KNOW TO SMOKE SATIVA.
COULD IT BE RAP HAS MORE POETREE THAN ANY OTHER. I LOVE POETREE. POETREE IS SWEET.
POETREE by GENERAL DALADY January 17, 2019
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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