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Portmand

When the very fabric of your being gets erased from the corridor of time when they who shall not be named places a black bag on your head, wipes all record of you ever existing in the first place, shaves off your hair and puts you in a room for months on end.

Just like in V For Vendetta, where Natalie gets Portmand - The government gave humans a quick glimpse of the reality.

I’ve said too much, I won’t be making it through the night bro…
Zef: We gotta be careful what we say bro, I cannot get Portmand like the rest of them.

Tang: You’ve already said too much, goodbye old friend
by Mr Tang June 1, 2021
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portmantbro

A portmanteau is where two or more words are combined to make a new word (e.g. bootylicious, turducken).

A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).
Me: I tried going to broga for the first time yesterday, turns out it was a bunch of brogrammers. I was totally broadkill.

Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?

Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.
by Loren David Newman January 4, 2013
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Portland Snorkel

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
by Snorks March 24, 2007
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Portland Oregon

The shit hole of the north-western United States.

The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.
Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans
by PDXoriginal March 6, 2019
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Portland Freeze

A social phenomenon that occurs in the Portland Oregon area. It explains the difficulty of making new friends in the city of Portland, OR, especially being a transplant from outside of the city or state. New residents tend to describe Portlanders as generally polite but not warm and friendly. Very similar to the Seattle Freeze but possibly more perplexing because of the significant number of non-Oregonian/transplants in recent years.
Transplant: Hey, let's meet up sometime!
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.

Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.
by jollytravels January 14, 2019
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Portland Passback

It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.
Hey mate, we're bro's, right? Lets do a Portland Passback!
by SelfishSi June 10, 2018
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Portland Straightjacket

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.
Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket
by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011
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