Portmandoughnut 

A portmanteau with a fashionable glaze and a creamy raspberry-filled center of inanity; highly prized by slobs, fops, rubes, bone-noses & cubeheads for its palatable and convenient pathos on the one-hand but for also conferring the illusion of wit or sophistication on the other.

"I really need to cut back on Portmandoughnuts as I've already gained 3 lbs this week alone"

Portmandoughnut by Joh5nny June 6, 2023