Ported

When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.

Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?

Caroline: Sure man.

Rob: Thanks

Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.

Ported by Bobby Boosha December 31, 2010

ported stocks 

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.

Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.

ported stocks by Vr30 king August 14, 2022

Potted 

1) From the South-West coast of England it means cooking fish, especially conger eel, by simmering in malt vinegar with herbs and spices. Usually eaten hot, at one time it was stored in pots for later consumption; effectively pickled fish.
2) Buried, possibly deriving from “potting”, the process of planting seeds or seedlings in earth or compost, it is the slang term for burying the victim of a hit. The use has been extended to apply to someone who has received a put down so vicious that they are figuratively dead and buried.
3) British Army slang, to shoot and kill an enemy combatant, derives from the old hunter's expression 'one for the pot', referring to a rabbit, pigeon shot and killed.
4) To be fired from your job, either because you are a total WOFS or some other reason.
5) To be really drunk, pissed or rat arsed; derives from pot, the Australian slang for a beer glass.
6) To get high smoking grass, derives from pot one of the alternative names for marijuana.

1) What's for tea? Potted conger? Great!
2) What a silly cow! She tried to diss him, but his comeback totally potted her.
3) You know that sniper that's been giving us trouble, Jimmy's potted the bastard.

4) Jimmy got caught stealing petty cash and got potted.
5) Sheila’s just had a baby boy, so Bruce’s mates took him down the pub and got him potted.
6) I don't what that stuff was, but three tokes and I couldn't find my ass with both hands, totally potted!

Potted by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

Porter Bypass

An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga

Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.

Porter Bypass by Victor Cromwell January 26, 2009

Austin Porter 

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑

HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!

Austin Porter by droptopyellow October 31, 2018

Eli Porter 

One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.

"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter

Eli Porter by Eli's #1 Fan April 15, 2008

Porte Shuffle

To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.

I hate talking to Jordan, he always does the Porte Shuffle making things weird.

Porte Shuffle by Pringal Jugar April 10, 2015