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Pornoscopy 

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.
What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.
Pornoscopy by cyclopath August 22, 2010

Pornoshopped 

Taking the face, and possibly upper neck, of a good friend or sworn enemy and Photoshopping their likeness on a pornographic picture, usually one of homosexual or taboo content, in order to cause embarassment and shame.
Bob: Dude! Look at this! It's TOTALLY a picture of Jack sucking some guy's dick while he's jerkin' another guy off!

Henry: What a faggot!

Jack: That's not real. Bob just pornoshopped my face on there. He got the idea while he was looking at gay porn.
Pornoshopped by Soop Diesel March 20, 2008
Using Photoshop to create pornographic images of someone in specific (famous actors, a friend, a coworker, etc)
Wow that's some realistic pornoshop of Jared Padelecki!
pornoshop by Stopyellingitsme September 9, 2015

pornosophy

In pornosophy, time never erases a great ass.
pornosophy by stephrc79 January 23, 2013

Pornoscope 

A binocular style device used to closely monitor the intimate activities of a couple (or more) in distantly visible hotel rooms, offices or bedroom.
Sam said to Jon, “can I come over and see the views from your harbour apartment?”
“Sure, let me get the pornoscope set up so we can discreetly check in on that lovely active thrupple on the 22nd floor of the Crown ”
Pornoscope by Dirkstar2024 January 21, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026