pornosophy

A mix of philosophy and porn

In pornosophy, time never erases a great ass.

pornosophy by stephrc79 January 23, 2013

Pornoscopy 

Gynecological examination during which the patient becomes aroused and/or experiences orgasm and/or attempts to initiate sexual activity with the examiner.

What was supposed to be a routine yearly exam turned into an all-out pornoscopy. Her doctor waived all charges and recommended she see him more frequently.

Pornoscopy by cyclopath August 22, 2010

pornosphere 

The pornosphere is a dense layer of internet transport that is stratified in download speed, with faster layers higher up and slower layers farther down. This is in contrast to the spamosphere near the internet's surface, which is slower higher up and faster farther down. The pornosphere is situated between about 100 kbps and 1400 kbps at moderate connectivity. The pornosphere sits directly above the spamosphere and directly below the tunesosphere.

The vertical stratification, with faster layers above and slower layers below, makes the pornosphere dynamically stable: there is no regular convection and associated turbulence in this part of the internet.

As we can see on the map, a high pressure system was building up in the pornosphere today, which was moving from prague to moscow.

pornosphere by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Protosophy

A concept created by researcher Zenaide Silva, designating the original, initiatory African knowledge system that emerged from Kemet (ancient Egypt) as the “mother cell” of all subsequent philosophy—including Greek philosophy. Represented by the Egyptian goddess Sas (wisdom personified), Protosophy is rooted in the wisdom teachings of the per‑ankh (houses of life), where Greek thinkers themselves are said to have studied. The term aims to decenter Western historiography (“his‑story”) by reclaiming “her‑story” (the mother/African root). Protosophy is not merely a historical claim; it is an Afrocentric epistemic framework that values ancestral African knowledge as foundational, initiatory, and non‑hegemonic.

Example: “Her research in Protosophy traced the concept of Ma’at—cosmic balance—as the original ethical core that later appeared in Greek philosophy, arguing that what the West calls ‘the beginning of wisdom’ was already ancient in Kemet.”

Protosophy by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal April 22, 2026

Kemetic Protosophy

A specific branch of Protosophy focused exclusively on the knowledge systems of Kemet (ancient Egypt) as the primordial source of philosophy, science, and spirituality. Kemetic Protosophy studies the hieroglyphic texts, temple rituals, cosmological models, and initiatory practices of the Nile Valley civilization, presenting them not as “pre‑philosophical” but as fully developed, internally coherent systems of thought. It emphasizes the role of the per‑ankh (houses of life) as centers of learning that preserved and transmitted wisdom across millennia. This approach challenges the conventional timeline that places the birth of philosophy in ancient Greece, arguing instead that Greek thinkers were students of Kemetic masters.

Example: “Her work in Kemetic Protosophy decoded the Memphite Theology as a sophisticated metaphysical system—complete with ontology, cosmology, and ethics—written centuries before Thales was born.”

Kemetic Protosophy by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal April 22, 2026