Pornin'

When you wake up, the first thing you do is look at porn

Jim- Man I woke at like 7:00 and and went to XNXX for like an hour, I had a crazy pornin'

Ted- That's fucked man

by Christobaen January 27, 2009

Pornin

The art of producing quality porn with any kinds of stuff (a sword, cat, animals, horses).

Welcome to the house of porning.
"Jesse, come to dinner" "Sorry mom, I am porning with Jenna Jameson right now."

by Rodrigo Carrasco July 13, 2007

Pornin’ out

When someone watches porn for extended lengths of time almost obsessively.

Anataya could not help himself, stealing the DVD player out of the bathroom he was pornin’ out in.

“Anthony is always pornin’ out in the publix restroom,” Meghan told to Lee.

by MamaNasty May 22, 2022

fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

porkin

To Rail a girl hard and long.

i was porkin the brains outa that skank

by brian josterman July 6, 2005

Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

by Kerblasser April 12, 2010

pornie

Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.

I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018