Parnin

(n)a white Asian girl who serenades Cara

(adj)someone who excels at pole-dancing dressed as Darth Vader

(v)the act of slutting a muffin

synonyms: Cohen

noun example:
Joey:do you like the Parnin i bought you for your birthday
Cara: yes, but i wish she would sing more than just Parninese songs

adjective example
i went to Sugar and Spice Go-Go dance club last night and i saw a really camp parnin.(see camp)

verb example
every Saturday morning i Parnin with a cup of coffee.