Pontacing 

During the early hours of the morning, having sex with someone because you are sexually frustrated.

Pronounced pon-tack-ing

Oscar and Becky sneak off early one morning into another room in the house. Jens and Jones are in the room they left.
Jones: Where have they gone?
Jens: I think they have gone pontacing!!

Pontacing by Jens and Jones November 23, 2011

Ponting 

Pointing, the act of sustained bouncing of the heel by continued straining and relaxation of the Achelous tendon.

As he sits there ponting at his options, he started to develop a cramp.

Ponting by ExtendedDictionaryMan September 10, 2018

poncing 

Often used in the British phrases 'poncing about' or 'poncing around', indicating that a person is acting childishly, dangerously or not being serious about the activity at hand.

Oi leave it out mate, stop poncing around, you could have someone's eye out with that stick.

poncing by Guillermo M P June 3, 2007

Potating 

verb

the act of turning into a potato.

Man #1: "Hey man, whatcha been up to?"
Man #2: "Nothing much. Just dating and potating."

Potating by Goatman Gamer February 27, 2023

potating 

The verb form of potato; the action of being a potato or acting like a potato.

Jenna was potating and thus everyone thought she was a freaky weirdo.

potating by Jennathetaco July 17, 2012

Bubwar Ponting

this is something cool people get involved in.

it involves:

-cool people ( 3+, so make it a crowd)

-one night a week
-food
the people involved in this will often come together and celebrate being good friends, if your not involved in a club like this, make one!

"Hey mum, i'm off to Bubwar Ponting! see you in a few!"

"I'm off to the bubwa club, hide me some raisins"

Bubwar Ponting by Isabee January 2, 2010

Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011