Porfing 

A portmanteau of "porking" and "barfing."
The act of vomiting upon ones partner while engaged in sexual intercourse.

Dude, check it out... Jimbo is drunk as shit and he's hooking up with Susan. He's totally going to end up porfing her.

Porfing by Destroyer Dan January 10, 2016

fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

poringland 

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.

I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT

poringland by anonamous99p June 11, 2006

Kristaps Porzingis 

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

Kristaps Porzingis by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017

porking 

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

porking by TonecasT February 3, 2004

finger porking 

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

finger porking by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

Profing it 

Verb: inconveniantly accessing ones inventory during combat in an attempt to prove further uselessness

Im going to prof a synthesis.
hold on! Im profing it

Profing it by masterme21 June 29, 2015