porcine

–adjective

1. of or pertaining to swine.
2. resembling swine; hoggish; piggish.

That is a fine porcine figure you have there, Ms. O'Donnell.

by Michael Mitchell January 4, 2008

pleasing porcine

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

porcine unit

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

by CarMono August 24, 2011

Porcine Whore

A porcine whore is like a pig whore. Porcine means- Of or resembling swine or a pig. It's like calling someone a whore or a pig yet when used together it is more offensive.

Johnny went out bar hopping last night and woke up next to some porcine whore! He likes them big but damn, that chick was huge.

by Mysery's Bitch December 26, 2009

Porcine Sixty Nine

When two squad cars park side by side so as to give each driver clear access to one another for purposes of social intercourse.

by Ted in Evanston October 27, 2003

Porcine Alarm Clock

The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"

And

"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"

by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011