CarMono's definitions

prostituent

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker

She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.

by CarMono November 22, 2011

snuffleupagirl

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.

Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."

by CarMono August 28, 2011

porcine unit

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

by CarMono August 24, 2011

ineffable

She who cannot be effed

Dude she's way out of your league, totally ineffable.

by CarMono August 7, 2011

prostituent

The regular customers of a prostitute

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

by CarMono July 28, 2011

prostituent

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

by CarMono July 26, 2011

RIM job

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

by CarMono July 25, 2011