Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CarMono

prostituent

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker

She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.

prostituent by CarMono November 22, 2011

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.

Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

porcine unit by CarMono August 24, 2011

She who cannot be effed

ineffable by CarMono August 7, 2011

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

RIM job by CarMono July 25, 2011