Definitions by CarMono

prostituent 

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker

She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.

prostituent by CarMono November 22, 2011

snuffleupagirl 

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.

Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."

snuffleupagirl by CarMono August 28, 2011

porcine unit 

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

porcine unit by CarMono August 24, 2011

ineffable

She who cannot be effed

Dude she's way out of your league, totally ineffable.

ineffable by CarMono August 7, 2011

prostituent 

The regular customers of a prostitute

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

prostituent by CarMono July 28, 2011

prostituent 

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

prostituent by CarMono July 26, 2011

RIM job 

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

RIM job by CarMono July 25, 2011