CarMono's definitions

snuffleupagirl

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.

Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."

by CarMono August 28, 2011

ineffable

She who cannot be effed

Dude she's way out of your league, totally ineffable.

by CarMono August 7, 2011

reaching on a double

Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third

I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!

by CarMono September 18, 2010

bogo

Used as either an adjective or a noun, bogo is when two friends are a package deal. When one shows up, the other is sure to show up as well.

José: "Is Cindia going to be there?"
Kenny: "Briana is going to be there, and you know those two are bogo."

by CarMono July 16, 2011

no chomo

A phrase stated before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile

I got into the teaching profession to touch the lives of children...no chomo

by CarMono November 21, 2010

prostituent

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

by CarMono July 26, 2011

porcine unit

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

by CarMono August 24, 2011