CarMono's definitions

hitchslap

A verbal smackdown on a topic that Christopher Hitchens has written about, whether delivered by the famous journalist or not

I just laid a hitchslap on an idiot Reaganite who kept going on about Henry Kissinger's greatness. I didn't let that a-hole eulogize a war criminal.

by CarMono September 18, 2010

reaching on a double

Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third

I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!

by CarMono September 18, 2010

no chomo

A phrase stated before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile

I got into the teaching profession to touch the lives of children...no chomo

by CarMono November 21, 2010

bogo

Used as either an adjective or a noun, bogo is when two friends are a package deal. When one shows up, the other is sure to show up as well.

José: "Is Cindia going to be there?"
Kenny: "Briana is going to be there, and you know those two are bogo."

by CarMono July 16, 2011

RIM job

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

by CarMono July 25, 2011

prostituent

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

by CarMono July 26, 2011

prostituent

The regular customers of a prostitute

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

by CarMono July 28, 2011