12 definitions by CarMono

ineffable

She who cannot be effed

by CarMono August 7, 2011

A verbal smackdown on a topic that Christopher Hitchens has written about, whether delivered by the famous journalist or not

I just laid a hitchslap on an idiot Reaganite who kept going on about Henry Kissinger's greatness. I didn't let that a-hole eulogize a war criminal.

by CarMono September 19, 2010

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 7, 2011

Used as either an adjective or a noun, bogo is when two friends are a package deal. When one shows up, the other is sure to show up as well.

José: "Is Cindia going to be there?"
Kenny: "Briana is going to be there, and you know those two are bogo."

by CarMono July 16, 2011

Your buddy's imaginary lady friend whom none of your mutual friends have ever seen.

Friend 1: "Have you seen Gary's new girl?"
Friend 2: "No one has--only Gary."
Friend 3: "Maybe she's another one of his snuffleupagirls."

by CarMono August 26, 2011

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

by CarMono July 25, 2011

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

by CarMono July 28, 2011