ineffable

She who cannot be effed

Dude she's way out of your league, totally ineffable.

by CarMono August 07, 2011

no chomo

A phrase stated before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile

I got into the teaching profession to touch the lives of children...no chomo

by CarMono November 21, 2010

hitchslap

A verbal smackdown on a topic that Christopher Hitchens has written about, whether delivered by the famous journalist or not

I just laid a hitchslap on an idiot Reaganite who kept going on about Henry Kissinger's greatness. I didn't let that a-hole eulogize a war criminal.

by CarMono September 18, 2010

RIM job

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)

RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.

by CarMono July 25, 2011

circle jerk

Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names

Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle

by CarMono July 07, 2011

bogo

Used as either an adjective or a noun, bogo is when two friends are a package deal. When one shows up, the other is sure to show up as well.

José: "Is Cindia going to be there?"
Kenny: "Briana is going to be there, and you know those two are bogo."

by CarMono July 16, 2011

porcine unit

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

by CarMono August 24, 2011