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Porciello

An ignorant tool with incredibly low self esteem. This is the guy who, though he's 5 years removed from graduation, will still attend the high school girls basketball game and post about it on Facebook. This is the guy who everyone voted to be the most successful in high school yet who shows himself to be an epic fail, surprising nobody who isn't a tool. This is the guy who is always the first to post a "happy birthday" on each and every one of his Facebook's friends' walls (includes younger siblings, whom he has barely ever spoken to, of kids who used to tolerate his ass back in the day). Yet this is the guy who has amassed a following a tools like the Pied Piper did with children. In short, this is a person you never wanna be.
Herb: Look at those pre-teens playing home run derby next to the elementary school
Donnie: The ones with the backwards hats and the undersized college basketball jerseys?
Herb: Yeah them. On there way to being regular Porciellos

"The Porciello smells like donkey dung. Must have shit his shorts again."

Mitch: "Hey who's playing at the club tonight?"
Gary: "That gay group with Porciello on guitar I think"
Mitch: "Let's watch Porky's 2 instead."
Gary: "Agreed."

"Stop being such a faggot-ass Porciello"
by Johnny Woodly February 24, 2010
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Portillo's

Has the best fucking Chicago style hot dogs and Italian beef sandwiches.

If in Chicago here is address of best place.
100 W. Ontario
Chicago IL 60654
Man:" Have you been to Portillo's lately?"
Man 2:"Best Fuckin place ever"
by RaythatguyfromChicago March 27, 2012
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portillo's

a Chicago- restaurant chain do you see Portillo's in another state? just wondering... that has amazing food and rocks!! my personal favorite: Barnelli's, where they serve real, fresh Chicken Caesar salads. best shit ever. oh, and their decor is major bad-ass: 1920s Chicago :)
Portillo's is where we ate for my brother's graduation :)
by scene_hippie June 12, 2008
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porcelli

The act of not answering when someone responds to your text.
I texted Chris after he asked if I wanted to hang out, he didn't answer for another 2 hours. He totally pulled a Porcelli.

Thats such a classic Porcelli.
by niceguyeddie222 December 30, 2013
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Porcello'd

To fearlessly bean the other team's ugliest player, then throw his 'roided ass to the ground when he charges.
"Youkilis totally got Porcello'd last night." "Your lucky I didn't Porcello you in our softball game last night." "Billingsley should have Porcello'd A-Rod last night after Manny got hit."
by Courtesy of Detroit August 14, 2009
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portillo

pore-tee-yo

meaning cute; handsome
Aww. Baby you look so portillo.
by LissyBitch November 11, 2006
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Portillo-gate

When someone denies a pregnant lady Portillos chocolate cake without good reason resulting in an uprising.
Do you remember Portillo-gate 2012? That pregnant chick went crazy on that lady!
by searchie #3 October 8, 2012
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