porcine
porcine by Michael Mitchell January 4, 2008
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porcine cosmetologist
A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
porcine cosmetologist by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011
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Porcine Sixty Nine
When two squad cars park side by side so as to give each driver clear access to one another for purposes of social intercourse.
Porcine Sixty Nine by Ted in Evanston October 27, 2003
Porcine Alarm Clock
The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"
And
"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
And
"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
Porcine Alarm Clock by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011
Porcine Whore
A porcine whore is like a pig whore. Porcine means- Of or resembling swine or a pig. It's like calling someone a whore or a pig yet when used together it is more offensive.
Johnny went out bar hopping last night and woke up next to some porcine whore! He likes them big but damn, that chick was huge.
Porcine Whore by Mysery's Bitch December 26, 2009
pleasing porcine
pleasing porcine by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016
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