Porchmen

The people who have nothing better to do than to sit on their porch and watch the cars drive by. Their always poor as shit and usually black.

When Pat, Amber, Jared and I drove down Pleseant Street, we saw a shit load of porchmen, and most of them were blacksmen.

by Aaron Sager August 24, 2008

Quartz, Parchment, Shears

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

Parchment Class

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class

Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn

by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

porchmonkey

black people...its ok im bringing back

what do you want you little porchmonkey?

by President Browe January 5, 2011

porchmonkey

A "porchmonkey" is someone of negro origin that happens to be too lazy to sleep in their own home provided by benefit, so the negro sleeps on a white mans porch and becomes a porchmonkey.

"Damn son go get ma shotgun, there be another nigger on ma porch" "Ok pa, lets torch him!"

by THe Holy Nazi. February 13, 2004

parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

Parchment

State of being relating to thirst.

I am in complete and total parchment today!

by Tromboneguy February 4, 2010