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Sitting on the porch hanging out, laughing, talking, enjoying the weather, & anything considered fun!
We are porchenit tonight. Do y'all want to come over?
Porchenit by Bamabelle11 August 6, 2022
Words you can keep

Porchedick 

A person whom owns a sweet ride and is very abrasive and thinks they are superior
That man with the sweet ride is such a porchedick
Porchedick by Matt silver April 2, 2015

Porchment 

Noun : the storage space under a porch
I store my things in the porchment.
Porchment by Handz May 20, 2014

porcherator 

When the outside temperature is cold enough to emulate your refrigerator, you can put things on the porch, such as drinks, meat, cheese, etc., and use the porch as a refrigerator ... hence, the porcherator.
I love it when the temperature is below freezing! All the drinks in the porcherator get slushy and good.
porcherator by TheKurgan1965 February 27, 2017

porchetti 

1. a type of greasy yellow pasta made with special cream sauce. Can often be filled with chicken or small shrimp or served with out meat or substance what so ever. Once you've had even a small taste, you've had enough.
Let's go out for hamburgers as this porchetti tastes like dead shrimp with lard sauce
porchetti by justadumbman March 7, 2008

Porcherette 

A cigarette one smokes on a porch, balcony, patio, etc.
Hey dude, it's stuffy in here. Let's go outside and smoke a porcherette.
Porcherette by Chronaholic June 7, 2009

porcherator 

A porch, most often an enclosed porch, where someone can store drinks and/or perishables during cold temperatures.
Jack stored his beer out on the porcherator, and it was always cold until spring!
porcherator by TheKurgan1965 March 22, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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