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The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

parchmental by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

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Quartz, Parchment, Shears

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

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Parchment Class

Endless Suffering for anybody who takes the class. People named Finn are unable to pass this class

Person 1: Dude i have Parchment class
Person 2: Good thing your name isn't Finn

Parchment Class by Not a Finn December 30, 2020

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Parchment

State of being relating to thirst.

I am in complete and total parchment today!

Parchment by Tromboneguy February 4, 2010

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Parchment High School

A school full of nic fiens that constantly skip class to fulfill there needs.

“Parchment High school always smells like cherry lemon”

Parchment High School by ellawest24 March 23, 2022

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Parchment

Another term for money used by the Ibis Tribe

"I need to get that Parchment"

Parchment by thahib September 21, 2009

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_parchmentsquid_

_parchmentsquid_ is a very cool and gay splattoker that loves the word "ballz", as they say it with a "Z" instead of a "S".

Wow, _parchmentsquid_ really likes ballz huh?

_parchmentsquid_ by _ParchmentSquid_ April 24, 2023

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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