Poppernating

To give up/sustain from pop (also known as soda or soda pop) for a year.

She gave up pop for the new year. She was poppernating for the new year.

by Knows-All-The-Cool-New-Words December 30, 2021

Popperbating and Gooning Out

The saying for when you popperbate and goon out

Kyle and I were popperbating and Gooning Out this weekend. How was your weekend?

by Roseboy May 16, 2022

Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

poobernating

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

popperbaiting

during a long goon sesh one of your balls feels like its about to erupt

I was going through a long good goon sesh and i noticed i was popperbaiting

by Theofficalgoonerinstructor October 5, 2023

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

Pooperbating

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.

"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021