Definitions by Sdumas29

poobernating 

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

poobernating by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

poobernating 

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

poobernating by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

Raccooning 

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

Raccooning by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017