Popon
Popon by AD Tijerino February 26, 2008
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Skilled Poon Hunter
Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.
Skilled Poon Hunter by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021
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poponar • Popon • poponderous • popondopulous • Poponel • Popongpong • poponomics • pop one • pop one out • pop (ones) cherry
Poon Scrapper
poon scrapper
/pune skraper/
noun
1.
a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect
"a poon scrapper"
synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc
verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away
"poon scrapping"
synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer
/pune skraper/
noun
1.
a person who prefers to date old girlfriends and or "practice/throwaway girls" because they find it easier than going outside of their comfort zone and meeting someone via the internet, their social circle (if they have one), or at bars, nightclubs, coffee shops, grocery stores, or anywhere a woman may be found. This is usually do to low confidence/self esteem and or pure laziness and lack of self respect
"a poon scrapper"
synonyms: loser, lazy fuck, etc
verb
1.
pursue and try to lay an old ex girlfriend, or chase a skank that a friend or colleague has tossed away
"poon scrapping"
synonyms: to chase skank, poon re-purposer
Example One:
Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?
Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?
Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.
Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.
Man 1: Indeed.
Example Two:
Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.
Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats
Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.
Man 1: Did you hear John has been seeing Mary again?
Man 2: The same Mary that he used to date 20 years ago?
Man 1: Yup. That's some washed up poon for sure.
Man 2: Jesus Christ, John is sure one lazy fucking poon scrapper.
Man 1: Indeed.
Example Two:
Man 1: Hey, I've got a date with Susie tonight! Johnny broke up with her.
Man 2: Fucking Susie? Really? Why don't you try and get out and maybe improve yourself so you can meet a new and exciting woman instead of poon scrapping these worthless skanks. Johnny just tossed her out knowing you poon scrappers would go after it like trash eating billy goats
Man 1: Nah. Poon scrapping is way easier.
Poon Scrapper by RickySpanish121 April 29, 2019
Polonium Cocktail
1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.
Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
Polonium Cocktail by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009
poon poot
Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
poon poot by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
Poon toot
Poon toot by BigRedMonster October 29, 2020
Robot Poon
Similar to that of human poon, robot poon is that of a robot. Generally when one refers to getting robot poon, it is the most magical and electrifying poon a man will ever receive in his lifetime. Many a men search day and night on end to find this mystic poon.
Ryan-"Hey you ever get that sweet robot poon bro?"
Sean- "No shot, i'll never get that robot poon, im just not worthy."
Ryan-"Sucks to be you brah, most magical poon of my life."
Sean- "No shot, i'll never get that robot poon, im just not worthy."
Ryan-"Sucks to be you brah, most magical poon of my life."
Robot Poon by 3 East Swag November 10, 2011
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