Pootaholics

1. People who can't get enough of Dj Pootie !

2. Dj Pootie groupies.

3. Me ! I'm a Pootaholic.

Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !

Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?

Guy: To hang with me ?

Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !

Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-

by Pootaholic202 August 27, 2009

Potaholic

Pot•a•hol•ic
Pŏt'ä'hôlĭk/pot-uh-HAW-lik

A habitual user of marijuana.

Containing or related to a person "addicted" to consuming or smoking marijuana on a daily basis. Usually multiple times a day due to stress or any reason they feel necessary. The person feels it is completely normal to have this habit.

A person who would be defined a stoner, pothead, or burnout.

Etymology
Back formation from alcoholic

Antonym
Straight edge

1. Mary: "I don't know how you wake up ad smoke right away."

Jane: "You know i'm a potaholic!"
stoner pothead burnout reefa cheefa}

2. Mary: "Billy Bob looks blazed again."

Jane: "He must be a potaholic..."

baked blazer high

3. Mary: "Sam is so uptight!"

Jane: "He would probably relax if he was a potaholic."
chief master green fiend rasta man

4. Potaholics accross America are fighting for legalization of canibus.

marijuana pot bud weed ganja reefer

5. Mary: "You smoke a lot!"

Jane: "Meh, i'm a potaholic."
weed head toker smoker your local rabbi cheech chronically baked

6. Mary: "The most laid back people you will ever meet are potaholics."

Jane: "That's so true! They are the most easy going people."
snoop doggspace cowboy chief master my friend, indeed

by sunshinebella September 19, 2016

poopaholic

a pet who is hopelessly addicted to eating either his own, or other animal's poop

My dog is a poopaholic: everyday, he goes out in the yard and eats his old poop

by Bailey the Golden Retriever August 24, 2009

Postaholic

An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.

Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?

by Two Hep Cats July 10, 2011

poopaholic

Person who poops alot.

If you poop a lot in 1 day you may be a poopaholic

by Edie Rod January 2, 2008

portaholic

A portaholic is a person who instead of peeing in the woods would prefer to pee in port-a-potties. If a there are woods the same distance away as the port-a-potty the portaholic would always choose a port-a-potty.

(after seeing his friend walk out of a port-a-potty surrounded by woods) "Gosh Reggie your such a portaholic"

by beastmonkey1000 March 23, 2013

Poonaholic

Colloquial term for someone who is obsessed with the vagina. Frequently, but not in every case, this individual is a male, and is most often in the age ranging from pubescent through the "horny old man" stage in life.

However, this term may also be used to describe a female who engages in frequent lesbian sexual encounters.

Honey, I'm sorry that I had cheated on you. I can't help it.... I'm a poonaholic, and can't control myself.

by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010