poopometer 

A device used to measure the potency of poop.

1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.

poopometer by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

pornometer 

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

pornometer by Costco October 26, 2007

pooposterous 

contrary to reason or common sense, utterly absurd or ridiculous in the context of shit

steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good

pooposterous by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

Pooposterous 

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.

Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.

Pooposterous by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

Poorimeter 

The area at a fluffy kitty’s back end that might retain poop. The poorimeter is sometimes shaved as part of healthy grooming.

The Persian kitty had fecal matter stuck to his poorimeter.

Poorimeter by CoolAB January 28, 2022