Poopture

A picture of poop

I’m totally not going to send you a poopture

by anonymous August 1, 2021

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

Poopturbation

1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.

2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)

1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.

2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”

by Swamy swimwamlitts June 21, 2019

Poopturd

An extremely redundant word used by stupid people to describe poop. In fact, it isn't a real word

Wow, look at that big poopturd.

by Yellow corn man December 20, 2009

poopturkey

Someone of Turkish decent who obsesses about poop.

Damn! Berna sure is a poopturkey!

by faglemclovin April 22, 2008

Poopuretic

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.

This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.

by Sammy Nutt October 8, 2010

Poopuree

When you've taken too much pain medicine and your doing someone doggy style your cocks numb and you go so hard and fast that you don't realize you've slipped out of her gash and into her ass. By then you've screwed so violently that you turn her terds into puree. At this moment the smell of shit rises and alerts you to the fact. You look down and there is shit everywhere.

When Dave took Vicodin and fucked The Titty from behind. His cock was so numb he didn't feel it when he slipped from her gash to her ass. He went so hard so fast too long and Dave replied "I smell shit" she replied "I smell it too. He looks down and her head was crammed under the edge of the sofa. He had a basketball sized poop mark from his chest to his thighs from liquid shit. Hence Poopuree ! Not only is her shit puree but the smell of shit is strong like poperee spices.

by Bretyboy December 2, 2011