Poopturd 

An extremely redundant word used by stupid people to describe poop. In fact, it isn't a real word

Wow, look at that big poopturd.

Poopturd by Yellow corn man December 20, 2009

Pooptardus 

When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.

Pooptardus I forgot my homework!
Pooptardus I didn't study for the test!

Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015

Poopturbation

1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.

2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)

1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.

2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”

Poopturbation by Swamy swimwamlitts June 21, 2019

Poop Turd

A poop turd is merely a double noun... or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who's a theif, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.

That filthy 'lil poop turd was stealin' my bagels!

Poop Turd by Gerald McBoingboing July 20, 2006

poopterd 

A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.

Did you see his new car? That poopterd has no air conditioning.

poopterd by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

poopturkey

Someone of Turkish decent who obsesses about poop.

Damn! Berna sure is a poopturkey!

poopturkey by faglemclovin April 22, 2008

pooptard 

a combination of "poop" and "tard," pooptard is most commonly used in the same context as "idiot" in tne sense that it encompasses the pitiful ridiculousness of something.

it can also carry the same emotion as words such as "dang" and "dammit"

He wore a thong to the party? What a pooptard

the elephant stepped on my cookie, pooptard!

pooptard by TinyDancer28 July 28, 2008