Poopturd
Poopturd by Yellow corn man December 20, 2009
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Pooptardus
When first created was used to describe a fictional disease, when pee comes out your eyes and poop comes out your mouth. The word is more commonly used as a makeshift swear word. People use the word when angry, scared, stressed, etc.
Pooptardus by Kat1317 April 1, 2015
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Poopturbation
1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.
2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)
2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)
1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.
2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”
2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”
Poopturbation by Swamy swimwamlitts June 21, 2019
Poop Turd
A poop turd is merely a double noun... or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who's a theif, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.
Poop Turd by Gerald McBoingboing July 20, 2006
poopterd
A nonsensical word used to vaguely refer to something in an unflattering way, in place of the words shit or stuff.
poopturkey
poopturkey by faglemclovin April 22, 2008
pooptard
a combination of "poop" and "tard," pooptard is most commonly used in the same context as "idiot" in tne sense that it encompasses the pitiful ridiculousness of something.
it can also carry the same emotion as words such as "dang" and "dammit"
it can also carry the same emotion as words such as "dang" and "dammit"
pooptard by TinyDancer28 July 28, 2008
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