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Poopuree 

When you've taken too much pain medicine and your doing someone doggy style your cocks numb and you go so hard and fast that you don't realize you've slipped out of her gash and into her ass. By then you've screwed so violently that you turn her terds into puree. At this moment the smell of shit rises and alerts you to the fact. You look down and there is shit everywhere.
When Dave took Vicodin and fucked The Titty from behind. His cock was so numb he didn't feel it when he slipped from her gash to her ass. He went so hard so fast too long and Dave replied "I smell shit" she replied "I smell it too. He looks down and her head was crammed under the edge of the sofa. He had a basketball sized poop mark from his chest to his thighs from liquid shit. Hence Poopuree ! Not only is her shit puree but the smell of shit is strong like poperee spices.
Poopuree by Bretyboy December 2, 2011
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Poopuretic 

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.
This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.
Poopuretic by Sammy Nutt October 8, 2010
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poopgreen 

taking a shit in heaven while your blazed out of your mind to the sky. THe shit being so heavy it falls directly into hell and hits a demon on the head, this demon in turn throws the poop back up to heaven, but it dosnt completely reach. No no no it gets lost on a crazy journey through time, space, and the atmosphere and saved a couple babies. But this poop dosth land once again in the blue moon of the seventh hour when frodo appears out of the mist of Gloorghoom, and emits a stench so dismal it makes even the most pure water... Turn into pure puresome. Or some might say PIERCE BROSNAM, JAUMAICA BOND, OR SHANNLEY LEANGLITHS. may also turn into Michael Smearington, bob bowboa, bob bowmanson, Norman the mormanwhoseborninafloorbinthemorninonhestartedwhorinmichaeljordan
onthefiftofmay.
God god initiated code poopgreen for his giraffe staff.
poopgreen by M.D. celeldothis July 24, 2009

poopgreen 

Poopgreen a species of poop indigenous to a toilet bowl. This species of poop is very disgusting and can also be found in homosapien baby diapers. Can also be a derogatory name for a generally undesirable person, much the way you can call someone a turd.
I was hunting for poopgreen today. I found a really good poopgreen and decided to throw it at Will's face. Boy was he mad!
poopgreen by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 24, 2009

Poopurgey 

The anal evacuation that needs to occur post food coma
I have eaten so much food that I can feel the poopurgey coming on
Poopurgey by Amcam July 18, 2020

poopurgency 

A poopurgency is an urgent need to poop that is an emergency. Eminent disaster is about to erupt if a toilet is not found quick.
Dude you better pull over at the next exit, I’ve got a major poopurgency here!!!