Poopuretic 

Just like a diuretic, but something that makes you have to poop reaaallly bad.

This coffee and cigarette is a fuckin poopuretic man, I'm halfway through this Marlboro and java and I'm about ready to fill-up my underwear.

Poopuretic by Sammy Nutt October 8, 2010

pooparticles 

Those microscopic particles of poop you just know are on your hands after you take a shit, whether you can see them or not.

It doesn't matter how many pieces of toilet paper I use! I know I got pooparticles on my hands.

pooparticles by Leigh Dleedlee December 19, 2018