Poocture 

Derives from words Poo and Picture; When one takes a dump and while floating around in the toilet it resembles some sort of object or symbol and usually brings pride.

Singer from Journey - "Come look at this poocture, it looks like a happy face!"
Santa Claus - "Wow that is amazing, you should be proud"
Singer from Journey - "I always feel happy after making a sweet poocture!"

Poocture by Keerooooooonf June 10, 2009

pooture 

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

pooture by gregben June 19, 2021

Pocture 

A girl wants to send pussy pics but sends pictures of actual cats instead

I think I just got poctured.

Pocture by Bullier November 5, 2018

Poopture 

A picture of poop

I’m totally not going to send you a poopture

Poopture by anonymous August 1, 2021

Pocture 

A big amount of pictures.

I took a lot of poctures yesterday

Pocture by Yourmomishot<3 April 13, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019