Poocture

Derives from words Poo and Picture; When one takes a dump and while floating around in the toilet it resembles some sort of object or symbol and usually brings pride.

Singer from Journey - "Come look at this poocture, it looks like a happy face!"
Santa Claus - "Wow that is amazing, you should be proud"
Singer from Journey - "I always feel happy after making a sweet poocture!"

Poocture by Keerooooooonf June 10, 2009

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pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

pooture by gregben June 19, 2021

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Poocture • Pocture • Poopture • pooture

Pocture

A girl wants to send pussy pics but sends pictures of actual cats instead

I think I just got poctured.

Pocture by Bullier November 5, 2018

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Poopture

A picture of poop

I’m totally not going to send you a poopture

Poopture by anonymous August 1, 2021

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Pocture

A big amount of pictures.

I took a lot of poctures yesterday

Pocture by Yourmomishot<3 April 13, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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