poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.

How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"

poophemism by LukeRam April 11, 2010

poophemism

A polite or comedic way to excuse one’s self to go poop.

My favorite poophemism has to be "drop off the kids at the pool," or "I dropped the browns at the superbowl," or even, "I've gotta go doo something."

poophemism by Smashertown January 12, 2011

pimphemism 

The substition of a lame or unhip word for one that is cool or trendy. Variation of euphemism. The "ph" does make the "f" sound in this particular word.

Involved Dad: Wow, that young lady over there is awfully foxy.

Ungrateful Son: Please pops, that bitch is bangin.

Involved Dad: Nice pimphemism son.

Ungrateful Son: Yeah, whateva...

pimphemism by H2zZ July 8, 2006

Pooptimism 

That feeling of hope when you wake up ready to take a poop

Danny is a pooptimist. He plans early morning workouts with the he confidence he’ll be able to take a dump before heading out.

Every pooptimist household should keep a few enema kits in storage.

When Julia eats dairy, all pooptimism is lost.

Pooptimism by CoffeeEnema December 21, 2024