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Poptomism 

The observable phenomenon of various music types affect on arousal states during pornographic viewing. Not to be mistaken for Pop style porn music.
Scientist 1: "Mmm Justin Beiber's pop music has a positive correlation for erectile dysfunction during porn viewership."

Scientist 2: "Hold on lets test a control group. *begins experiment"

Scientist 1: "Yup for sure this is observational Poptomism."
Poptomism by PHD in Poptomism February 22, 2014
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A disposition to view pop culture in a positive light.

The belief that pop music and literature has the potential to present something meaningful
Despite her poptimism, Alex couldnt enjoy any of the music on the radio.
poptimism by Crystal Stan November 4, 2012

potomist 

this is a person who thinks the best things in the world are pots.
"brian bought 20 pots when he went on holiday"
"why would he do that??"
"oh he is a potomist"
"oh right ok..."
potomist by the new baron September 10, 2006

paptimism 

Encompasses the moral values and encompasses the patriarchal society in which we live in to this day. However it also emphasises the perspective of people on the moral compass, in which standpoint the people with side with.
The paptimism seen in society to this day, is never once ever never not been a force for good in the way of divine purpose and curiosity, further exacerbating the concept of paptimism.
paptimism by black123456789 March 7, 2023

potomistic 

utilizing every possible opportunity to obtain a sack to fulfill the optimism you get from being high
"I'm feeling very potomisic today, let's go pick up a sack."

"Are you feeling potomistic? I sure am..."
potomistic by tuesdayninjapenny August 1, 2012

peptonismal 

When one snorts the grindings of dried goat feces. People will often be peptonismal instead of using illegal drugs.
1)Was George on drugs?
2)No, he's just peptonismal.
1)Oh, I am too!
peptonismal by JohnDoe09 December 4, 2013
Popoism has been a religion before God was created. The true God/Devil, Popo, created the so called "God" today. People who followed Popo ether received wealth, or died a slow or painful death. Once you follow Popoism, there is no going back. Attempting to join another religion will mean something worse than death itself. You will trap inside something called the "Mafuba" for eternity with Popo. You can not die even if you want to. Popo will haunt forever.
Popo follower: Are you in this religion called, "Popoism"?

Woman: No, sounds lame.

Popo follower: *Takes out a knife* and repeatedly stabs the woman until she dies.
Popoism by FallenAutumn January 2, 2018