Poopsquatch

The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard

You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!

by Giovanni Busalacchi April 20, 2007

poopsnatcher

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.

Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.

by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

poonquatch

A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.

Dude, how fucked up did you get last night.....is that a poonquatch in your bed?!

by Evil0 August 29, 2007

Poopsnatch

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.

Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.

by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

poosquatch

A vapor trail that follows you out of the bathroom after a nice long shit

Dude, don't bring that Poosquatch in here!!

by Goddamnsummbitchpilamonkeynutts January 13, 2005

poopsquats

A word a kid made up when she was done doing squats in gym class!

Coach: "Do 300 squats!!"

Kid: "Poopsquats!!"

by Katie Jenkins November 5, 2010

poopsquash

an expression of sorrow or regret. an alternative for cussing.

.. if someone stubs their toe..

POOPSQUASH

by katieandchans April 26, 2006