poopsatchel

shit-bag

wow this weed sucks it is a poopsatchel

by bill July 10, 2003

poopsnatcher

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.

Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.

by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

poopstache

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.

Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

poop satchel

A device use to harness/ensnare poop or fecal particles for future use.

"Dude, I just totally caught your fart in my brand-new Poop satchel. I'm saving it for later to give to my mom"

by Dustin Fucking Jones November 26, 2007

poopsnatched

The surprise of no visible result after going #2.

I took a shit today and looked in the toilet and I had been poopsnatched!

by wmeikle October 19, 2008

poopstache

When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.

Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.

by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008