poonquatch

A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.

Dude, how fucked up did you get last night.....is that a poonquatch in your bed?!

by Evil0 August 29, 2007

poosquatch

A vapor trail that follows you out of the bathroom after a nice long shit

Dude, don't bring that Poosquatch in here!!

by Goddamnsummbitchpilamonkeynutts January 13, 2005

Poopsquatch

The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard

You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!

by Giovanni Busalacchi April 20, 2007

poonsnatch

Slang for the human vaginal cavity.

That poonsnatch reeks of cabage and boiled carrots.

by garrisons andersons mastersons May 30, 2009

poonsquatch

A female sasquatch.

Usually confused for male sasquatch.

Identifiable by pink skirt or lipstick.

Hey, i would totally do that poonsquatch over there.

by jaymarjohnson August 14, 2009

poonsnatch

Whiny sissy annoying rich kid, they are also called "EMO" kids. They won't shut up and bitch about everything and how opressed they are......

STFU you little poonsnatch I don't care that daddy won't buy you a new corvette. You aren't going to die, and your life doesn't suck now.

by Themanwiththeplan January 12, 2004

Potsquatch

A Potsquatch refers to a person who is pro cannabis, and supports fellow weed smoking humans to live a better, fuller life.

Man, what a potsquatch! They just voted for everyone to be able to grow weed.

by Dots89 August 15, 2021