poosquatch

A vapor trail that follows you out of the bathroom after a nice long shit

Dude, don't bring that Poosquatch in here!!

by Goddamnsummbitchpilamonkeynutts January 13, 2005

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poonquatch

A large woman, often times unkept. At least six feet tall, poonquatches have large feet, are slightly hunched over, and most likely have hairy, hairy beaves. They are often seen wandering aimlessly around bars in a state of drunken stupor lurking for their next victim.

Dude, how fucked up did you get last night.....is that a poonquatch in your bed?!

by Evil0 August 29, 2007

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Poopsquatch

The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard

You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!

by Giovanni Busalacchi April 20, 2007

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Poosnatch

It is the butt vagina. The place where poop gets made, and penises/dildos get placed. Also known as the dirt road.

The lady let me bang her poosnatch last night - Jon W
No man, that was me. - Luke VD

But I poop from there - Girl (in reference to poosnatch)
Not right now you don't- Horny Guy

by GNasty834 October 22, 2010

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pasquatchi

The hairy pubic area around a womens genitals. Only a true pasquatchi if it's large, sometimes migrating down her thighs, emitting a strong odor and generally unkept.

Man, I took home this chick the other night and when she slipped out of her dress I saw she had the biggest, furriest, brightest fire engine red pasquatchi I had ever seen... I could smell it from across the room.

by Canadian Star January 2, 2008

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