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noun

1. a title given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term "flake."

2. The plural term "poopflakes" can refer to an exclusive couple.

3. a small shaving of poop, usually brown and buoyant.
1. "hey ya poopflake! muah!"

1. "Sup, flake"

1. "Hi, is poopflake there?"
- "speaking."
"Hey babe, I love ya."

1. "Hey did you hear that Big Ben raped another girl?"
-"Ya, but she wasn't his poopflake."

2. "Hey did you hear that Al and Tipper Gore aren't poopflakes anymore!?"
-"Weird. He has old balls."

2. "Hey are Tiger and his wife still poopflakes?"
-"Ha. No Way. They used to be a couple of flakes but Tiger fixed that."

3. "Damnit, why don't you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your damn poopflakes in the toilet!"
poopflake by chicklit June 16, 2010
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Noun: 1. A flake of poop 2. Crusty, tiny, flakey particles of poop.
I was wiping my ass and and saw tons of poopflakes on the toilet seat.

A flake of poop is a poop flake!

poopfucker 

Someone who fucks poop, directly or indirectly. Often used as a derogative term for gays.
Guy 1: Richard Simmons is a poopfucker!

Guy 2: Ew, yeah probably.
poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008
the funniest insult ever. Was most common in elementary school, but was not as funny back then.
Sorry I'm so late. Drew wouldn't borrow me the car. He was being a poopface.
poopface by aquajerk/surly October 30, 2011

poopulate 

The act of dropping a deuce so large that it fills the entire bowl.
Man, I just poopulated that toilet something fierce, really, it was so big I thought I might name it for future reference.
poopulate by Petrodono November 14, 2005

Poopy Mc. Poopface

When one is acting like they have feces on their face.
Chris was being a Poopy Mc. Poopface when he would not share something.
Poopy Mc. Poopface by Goosh22 July 23, 2006

Pornflakes 

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".
Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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