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poemflake • pooflakes • preflake • Poserflake • poop flakes • porn flakes • Pork Flakes • Pee Flakes • poon flakes • Powa Flake
Pornflakes
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"
"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"
"Nice one".
"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"
"Nice one".
Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009
pooflakes
a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney
pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008
pornflakes
pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013
pornflakes
pornflakes by bunnymoney August 21, 2011
poopflake
noun
1. a title given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term "flake."
2. The plural term "poopflakes" can refer to an exclusive couple.
3. a small shaving of poop, usually brown and buoyant.
1. a title given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term "flake."
2. The plural term "poopflakes" can refer to an exclusive couple.
3. a small shaving of poop, usually brown and buoyant.
1. "hey ya poopflake! muah!"
1. "Sup, flake"
1. "Hi, is poopflake there?"
- "speaking."
"Hey babe, I love ya."
1. "Hey did you hear that Big Ben raped another girl?"
-"Ya, but she wasn't his poopflake."
2. "Hey did you hear that Al and Tipper Gore aren't poopflakes anymore!?"
-"Weird. He has old balls."
2. "Hey are Tiger and his wife still poopflakes?"
-"Ha. No Way. They used to be a couple of flakes but Tiger fixed that."
3. "Damnit, why don't you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your damn poopflakes in the toilet!"
1. "Sup, flake"
1. "Hi, is poopflake there?"
- "speaking."
"Hey babe, I love ya."
1. "Hey did you hear that Big Ben raped another girl?"
-"Ya, but she wasn't his poopflake."
2. "Hey did you hear that Al and Tipper Gore aren't poopflakes anymore!?"
-"Weird. He has old balls."
2. "Hey are Tiger and his wife still poopflakes?"
-"Ha. No Way. They used to be a couple of flakes but Tiger fixed that."
3. "Damnit, why don't you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your damn poopflakes in the toilet!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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