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"Dude, did you just preflake on me?"
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"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"
"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"
"Nice one".
"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"
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1. a title given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term "flake."
2. The plural term "poopflakes" can refer to an exclusive couple.
3. a small shaving of poop, usually brown and buoyant.
1. a title given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term "flake."
2. The plural term "poopflakes" can refer to an exclusive couple.
3. a small shaving of poop, usually brown and buoyant.
1. "hey ya poopflake! muah!"
1. "Sup, flake"
1. "Hi, is poopflake there?"
- "speaking."
"Hey babe, I love ya."
1. "Hey did you hear that Big Ben raped another girl?"
-"Ya, but she wasn't his poopflake."
2. "Hey did you hear that Al and Tipper Gore aren't poopflakes anymore!?"
-"Weird. He has old balls."
2. "Hey are Tiger and his wife still poopflakes?"
-"Ha. No Way. They used to be a couple of flakes but Tiger fixed that."
3. "Damnit, why don't you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your damn poopflakes in the toilet!"
1. "Sup, flake"
1. "Hi, is poopflake there?"
- "speaking."
"Hey babe, I love ya."
1. "Hey did you hear that Big Ben raped another girl?"
-"Ya, but she wasn't his poopflake."
2. "Hey did you hear that Al and Tipper Gore aren't poopflakes anymore!?"
-"Weird. He has old balls."
2. "Hey are Tiger and his wife still poopflakes?"
-"Ha. No Way. They used to be a couple of flakes but Tiger fixed that."
3. "Damnit, why don't you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your damn poopflakes in the toilet!"
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