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A word for an incessantly annoying or aggravating person.
Michelle was being such a PoopTwat yesterday, it made me super ticked.
PoopTwat by digitalashes March 20, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.
... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!
pootwat by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006

pooptato 

1. a shit that looks eerily similar to a potato
2. a potato that looks distinctly like a shit
Guy: "Ugh, remember those potato skins from t.g.i. fridays?....MISTAKE. It looked like a pooptato going in, and looked like one going out. Should have seen that one coming."
pooptato by shancellor August 1, 2009

Salty Pooptatoes 

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.
James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"
Salty Pooptatoes by Professor Boner November 2, 2011
A female that wipes from back to front, spreading the funk, so to speak.
You just know Rebecca Black is a pootwat.
pootwat by your mom got it June 20, 2011

poopwater 

Synonym of coffee. Looks like water with poop in it, and it makes you poop.
Joe: I drink poopwater. It makes me poop.

Joan: Same.
poopwater by poopwaterdrinker December 6, 2016
A female in the public eye (POPular culture) who merchandise her sexuality, rather than her talent or intellect.
"That girl in the music video got no talent. She just be a poptwat"

"Yeah, but she look gooood!"
poptwat by Grammar Natsci June 23, 2017
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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