PoopTwat

A word for an incessantly annoying or aggravating person.

Michelle was being such a PoopTwat yesterday, it made me super ticked.

PoopTwat by digitalashes March 20, 2011

pootwat

a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.

... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!

pootwat by the jewelhammer December 6, 2006

pooptato 

1. a shit that looks eerily similar to a potato
2. a potato that looks distinctly like a shit

Guy: "Ugh, remember those potato skins from t.g.i. fridays?....MISTAKE. It looked like a pooptato going in, and looked like one going out. Should have seen that one coming."

pooptato by shancellor August 1, 2009

Salty Pooptatoes 

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.

James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"

Salty Pooptatoes by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

pootwat

A female that wipes from back to front, spreading the funk, so to speak.

You just know Rebecca Black is a pootwat.

pootwat by your mom got it June 20, 2011

poopwater 

Synonym of coffee. Looks like water with poop in it, and it makes you poop.

Joe: I drink poopwater. It makes me poop.

Joan: Same.

poopwater by poopwaterdrinker December 6, 2016

poptwat 

A female in the public eye (POPular culture) who merchandise her sexuality, rather than her talent or intellect.

"That girl in the music video got no talent. She just be a poptwat"

"Yeah, but she look gooood!"

poptwat by Grammar Natsci June 23, 2017